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Just Watched: “World’s Greatest Dad”


I just finished watching “ World’s Greatest Dad,” written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait and starring Robin Williams.

I was surprised to see some Seattle landmarks (most notably the Guild Theater), and it turned out to be a pretty good film.

True, the son is a total douchebag (as quoted from Robin Williams who plays the father), but that’s on purpose to the level of ridiculousness.

From time to time I get to watch movies at work while I’m coding away, and I’ve found that my productivity doesn’t get interrupted with a movie on my second screen – if anything, it helps me keep “in the moment” of my programming.

I’ve got to say, Bobcat did a dynamite job directing (great soundtrack, too), even getting a cameo in, but the “ghost” scene wasn’t my favorite. Can’t win ‘em all, right?

Wanted: Personal Puppetmaster

Wanted: Personal Puppetmaster

I need assistance with my life. Obviously the choices I’ve made over the years have not had positive results.

Yes, I’m married, but things could be better. Yes I have a fantastic job, but my work/life balance is non-existent.

Are you in your mid-thirties? Have you had success with you romance, employment, finances – enough so that you feel comfortable guiding me through my headaches?

Come join me as a personal puppetmaster; make my decisions for me, in love, finances, employment, time, hobbies.

Coordinate with my darling wife as to what’s best for me, using your experience as a base.

Salary to be discussed based on my ability to put my life in your hands, and how responsible you perform.

This is an ongoing project, hopefully self-terminating (meaning: I’d love to get to a point where I can manage my life on my own, without your help).

Wedge: what is it good/bad for?

Here’s a short list of what a wedge is good and bad for:

Good:

  1. For cheese
  2. Holding a door open
  3. Breaking up logs for firewood
  4. Improving your golf score
  5. Visually describing data in a chart
  6. Bedroom antics (yes, there’s a product for that)
  7. Stopping jets from falling off of aircraft carriers
  8. Securing an arch (keystone)

Bad:

  1. Splitting up a marriage

As you can see, wedge’s have a multitude of good uses. Let’s keep it that way, ok? Let’s stay away from the bad, please.

God Love Risk

Three different games, pretty much the same outcome (yes, I’m in Yellow).
I will NOT be defeated!

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