Wedge: what is it good/bad for?

Here’s a short list of what a wedge is good and bad for:

Good:

1. For cheese
2. Holding a door open
3. Breaking up logs for firewood
4. Improving your golf score
5. Visually describing data in a chart
6. Bedroom antics (yes, there’s a product for that)
7. Stopping jets from falling off of aircraft carriers
8. Securing an arch (keystone)

Bad:

1. Splitting up a marriage

As you can see, wedge’s have a multitude of good uses. Let’s keep it that way, ok? Let’s stay away from the bad, please.