Introducing: Adobe Cruft
0I use Adobe products quite a bit, and the problem I’m going to show you is not new, just continually annoying (and brought back to the forefront as I finished a recent install).
The problem I’m having is with Adobe and OS X ‘Launchpad.’ When you install an Adobe product (namely something from the Creative Suite), a host of helper-applications get installed as well. For instance, I just finished installing Adobe Photoshop CS6 beta. While the application Photoshop is all I care about, a dozen additional installers and helpers were added, which when I launch Launchpad, show up as cruft on my screen.
It’s annoying as hell, and is even worse when I installed Creative Suite – I had two screens full of helper-applications.
Stop it, Adobe. Play nice with Apple, and automatically nest your helpers. I’m tired of having to take the time to do this myself (nesting: dragging helper applications into pseudo folders ala the iOS UI).
2012 – comedy, life, and a reversal
0So a few weeks ago I published a post about what 2012 held in store for me for comedy and life.
I’m making a 100% reversal on what I wrote – I’m throwing in the towel and hanging up my microphones and passport.

No more travel for gigs, no more open mics, no more podcast. I’m putting a total halt to my outside adventures, and I’m really praying it makes a difference.
Here’s the deal:
In the last year, while my life fell the fuck apart, I supplanted any real emotional growth by filling the holes in my head with fairly random standup spots (usually open mics), both in Seattle and in other states. While I thoroughly enjoy my time on stage, I’ve found that I’ve attended more shows than I’ve performed at – even so far as sinking thousands and thousands of dollars in travel to other states. Hell, I was even on the fence about going to Australia this year to only be on the ground for two days – just in the hopes of getting five minutes on stage while also attending a couple of my hero’s shows (the two activities are not linked).
All the travel, and the ignoring of my own health and financial situation has put me in a bad spot. All the ignoring of “self” while being totally selfish has taken it’s toll. I’m broke, I’m unhealthy, I’m undergoing procedures and watching my mental state decline into dangerous territory.
I still love comedy – it’s what gives my life color, excitement, and some assemblance of “purpose.” That said, it cannot replace a real “love for self,” and that’s what I’ve been avoiding like crazy. I still pay nearly $200 per week for mental health, and I’m finding the benefits of that are lessening as I don’t take the messages to heart – or apply them in my daily life.
In one ear goes a message about simplifying, and out the other it’s become “now I get on another Virgin America flight to LA, NY, or SF.” This is not healthy or financially sustainable behavior.
So, what does that mean for me in the various areas of my life?
1. No more standup. Period.
2. No more podcast. It never got off the ground anyway (my schedule and the difficulty of getting friends to attend recordings).
3. I’m not funny – at least I don’t feel funny anymore, so #1 and #2 while they hurt, are gonna have to be adhered to.
4. No more travelling for shows. This means Los Angeles is out, Brooklyn is out, and Australia are out.
5. A serious cutback in my spending. If I don’t travel, that will make a big difference, but I still need to cut back even in Seattle.
6. My home diet and work diet have to get better in-line. I just can’t afford all the doctor visits, the procedures, surgery, and bad news I keep getting. If I have a fighting chance at survival, I have to take a more active roll in maintaining health.
7. A lot less online time. I have projects that have backed up and suffered, and if I’m not gonna try to be funny anymore, I can avoid Facebook, Twitter, and the Hotdog Thunderdome (don’t worry if you don’t know what that last one is – it’s not for you).
8. I love a lot of people, and I don’t want them to worry, but I have to focus on myself and stay away from dramatic life for a long time.
I’m hoping I’ll still post here from time to time – I need to get back to the technology part of this blog and less of the once-every-six-months updates. Hopefully the life changes will assist in that.
2012 and Comedy
1I don’t usually talk about comedy on this blog, mostly because I consider myself a “failed comedian with no intention of stopping.”
That said, I guess it’s about time for me to talk about how 2011 wrapped up and what’s in store for 2012.
I gotta admit, I had an amazing 2011 – when it comes to comedy. When it comes to life, 2011 was a shit-storm. I left a long-time job in an industry that I am still willing to bleed for every day; I have a much colder, lonely home due to two people taking time to explore happiness and sanity; I lost a relative. There were other things involved (health mostly), but I digress. On to the good stuff!
2011 saw me performing at a few clubs in Seattle and LA – all due to the good graces of (sorry, not gonna name-drop here) local and traveling comics that took a risk on me. I got to sit in awe of some heroes, meet some amazing new friends, get support (and heckled) from others, travel my ass off (whether performing or just getting out as much as possible) – and even get into an angry (yet funny) verbal exchange with a comic.
All said, 2011 was good to me for comedy, and set me up for 2012.
So 2012 has just started and I’m already focused like a mofo. I’m working my ass off to finish the first 200 pages of a book I hope to have out by the end of the year (either on a Seattle imprint or with some other writers, bundled together in one of those “sad, self-published” kinds of deals). I’m traveling in February and March, firstly to see some amazing comics and musicians but also to get my sad brand of self-deprecating humor into whatever club I can lie my way into. Sure, there’s opportunities and open doors everywhere (locally and in my favorite haunts elsewhere), but I have to push every chance I can get.
I’ve been accused (remember I mentioned the heated verbal exchange earlier?) of “pulling at the tits” of others in order to get exposure or a leg up. Honestly, it hurts a little to hear that I’m not talented and that I’m just riding off the sweat and good graces of others. In this industry, I see it all the time and so far nobody has looked at me sideways for their help – or worse, put me on a stage merely based on their own name. I feel the introductions I’ve gotten and the minute amount of stage time I’ve gotten so far has been at *the very least* due to others seeing something in me and *most likely* due to the fact that I’ve surrounded myself with an amazingly supportive and friendly bunch.
Hell, I’ve met people who have spent time with me that I never thought I’d even be able to get a ticket to their show ten years ago.
2012, I’ve got a lot of personal work to do on myself (I’m spread too thin, I’m spending too much money, my relationship status confuses even Facebook, my health is in the shitter [puns!]), but I know I can do “it.” Whatever “it” is, I’m up for the challenge. I’ve got a bottle of water by my side, a budget set for the next two months, a nice calm evening planned for tomorrow, and plenty of toilet paper.
I hope I succeed at standup, and eventually writing (my true passion). If I don’t, oh well – it’s been an amazing ride so far. If nobody even remembers a single joke I’ll be happy that I got to bump shoulders and even sit in the audience of some amazing talent.
If I were truly funny, I’d have something to say at the end of this post, but if you’ve seen me perform you’d understand when I just end it with “…”
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Oh, one more thing: After spending hundreds on the equipment, writing the scaffolding for 8 episodes, Dirt Laundry will be coming in the next couple of months, god willing. The hold-up has just been due to scheduling. I’ve recorded three episodes but they’re just me talking into a mic and that is so goddamned boring in a podcast!
Safari 5.1.2 first impression: fail
0So I just updated to Safari 5.1.2, and once doing so (which causes a reboot, by the way – fail #1), I attempted to visit Amazon.com

As you can see from the screenshot comparison above, Safari failed miserably. So bad that I didn’t even attempt to continue my tests to other Web sites (fail on my part, I admit).
Has anyone else been hit with rendering issues in Safari since the update?
Update: After a few restarts of the machine, it looks like Safari is behaving now. It appears that stylesheets were not loading (although they were appearing in the document inspector and debugging tools as downloaded resources).
I’m chalking this up to a ‘maybe just a partial install occurred, and a reboot completed things.’



